{"id":13767,"date":"2023-01-10T08:10:04","date_gmt":"2023-01-10T07:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lescheminsdemusarde.fr\/?p=13767"},"modified":"2023-01-10T08:21:01","modified_gmt":"2023-01-10T07:21:01","slug":"le-nez-dans-le-guidon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lescheminsdemusarde.fr\/?p=13767","title":{"rendered":"Le nez dans le guidon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>V\u00e9lo<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Un joli po\u00e8me repris de l&rsquo;ami C&rsquo;Nabum le bonimenteur de Loire<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEig4Pl7K2SUOH-FN6YJV2wRwSqqABmbwkrWgharHi1VxE1kU6V59pcwWMBfyJVKtIG1eppm6FIY-e74jbWen0ITAAy68bxFJeYln7MVHhS4WZuTNmz3dK664zg0w9GL0uAp9UQPvA92Amwp2ZmzHJRnotQqK4yyaTio4iaAW8iFNdu9Wd9pEVU5tbDS9w\/s704\/Tati.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" 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de braquet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>D\u00e8s qu&rsquo;il prendra sa musette<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>En resserrant ses cale-pieds<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Avec Paulette, nous pelotons<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Aux premi\u00e8res bises de l&rsquo;hiver<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La bicyclette \u00e0 ses raisons<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Aujourd&rsquo;hui bien plus qu&rsquo;hier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pour recharger les batteries<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>En qu\u00eate d&rsquo;une assistance<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pour d\u00e9charger son \u00e9nergie<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Par exc\u00e8s de confiance<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La piste se fait aimable<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Loin de tous ces nids de poule<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Qui perturbent le cyclable<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Quand la cocotte a les boules<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mon propos sort du cadre<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Il n&rsquo;est certes pas au rayon<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Quand les cyclos en escadres<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Occupent la route et les sillons<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br><strong>Condamn\u00e9 \u00e0 sucer les roues<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Je profite de l&rsquo;inspiration<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pour resserrer tous les \u00e9crous<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>De la potence aux papillons<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Lorsqu&rsquo;une vive douleur<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>M&rsquo;oblige \u00e0 mettre pied \u00e0 terre<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Moi qui p\u00e9dalais en facteur<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Le pneumatique tubulaire<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Quelque chose ne tourne pas rond<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La p\u00e9dale manque d&rsquo;huile<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Je sollicite le forgeron&nbsp;:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Qu&rsquo;il me fournisse un mobile&nbsp;!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Petite reine d\u00e9tr\u00f4n\u00e9e<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Le gadin ou bien la pelle<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Donnent aux genoux couronn\u00e9s<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Un parfum d&rsquo;\u00e9chapp\u00e9e belle<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bernard Ringuet<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e9lo Un joli po\u00e8me repris de l&rsquo;ami C&rsquo;Nabum le bonimenteur de 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